If Homer Simpson's fleeting attempt at car design taught us anything, boys and girls, it's that "everything all the time" is a terrible platform to make a car on. Not to say that our new and used cars here at Fred Beans Subaru don't have something for everyone, but when putting together a quality car, a healthy dose of discretion never hurt. Still, the fact remains that you can't please everyone in life, so when April 1 rolled the other week, our favorite automaker figured they'd at least give it a try.
Enter the 2015 Subaru BRZ Twin-Turbo AWD Diesel Hybrid. Like the name implies, Subaru's upcoming vehicle is the answer to absolutely everyone's prayers and expectations surrounding the future of the 2013 Subaru BRZ.
"Having just launched the current model to widespread critical acclaim, we are tired of fighting off the constant speculation about what's 'next,'" says a spokesman for Subaru in a recent press statement. "So we are just giving in and delivering all the speculation in one vehicle."1
On that note, our chimera car of the hour is reported to be an all-wheel-drive two-seater convertible that runs on a twin-turbocharged diesel hybrid engine. Not only that, but it will only be offered in an elusive "noseeum black" paint job from the custom wizards at Subaru's Brigadoon auto facility.
Needless to say, this bad boy's covering all bases, and as far as April Fools' Day pranks go, it gets points for inspiration.
So while we're not holding our breath on the 2015 Subaru BRZ Twin-Turbo AWD Diesel Hybrid making its way to the production line, feel free to learn all there is to know about our actual Subaru BRZ models from our car service department here at 830 N. Easton Road in Doylestown, PA 18902. Because everything all the time is just plain greedy anyway.
Source: 1http://www.autoblog.com/2013/04/01/automotive-april-fools-joke-roundup-w-videos/
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